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Thursday 23 June 2011

Talk to the Paws

Listen! She's at it again:
"Teddy!"
I've just eaten my second meal of the day - so she can't be opening another chicken pouch.
"Teddy!"
I'm just going to ignore her... [yawn].
"TEDDY!"



Oh shut up why don't you? It'll just be one of those banal comments like "Who's a lovely pussy cat?" or "Aren't you a good boy then?" or the more scruff-cringing "Who's my little poppet?" Talk to the paws Mrs Slave.
"Teddy - would you like a chew stick?"



Eh, what!? Well why didn't you say!?

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