Talk to the Paws

Listen! She's at it again:
"Teddy!"
I've just eaten my second meal of the day - so she can't be opening another chicken pouch.
"Teddy!"
I'm just going to ignore her... [yawn].
"TEDDY!"

Oh shut up why don't you? It'll just be one of those banal comments like "Who's a lovely pussy cat?" or "Aren't you a good boy then?" or the more scruff-cringing "Who's my little poppet?" Talk to the paws Mrs Slave.
"Teddy - would you like a chew stick?"

Eh, what!? Well why didn't you say!?