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Monday 16 May 2011

Snores

Sleep is such hard work. I’m lying next to my sister and listening to her snore. Yes she actually snores. Like a truffle pig snuffling in the earth. I’m sick of it. She’s giving me tunnel vision. My woman doesn’t seem to mind and just keeps gazing over at us with that sickly look of complete adoration. It’s certainly not the same look she uses for the man when he’s nodded off in front of the TV with his pint pot balanced on his belly.